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Advertising Agency: TBWA/Chiat/Day, Los Angeles, USA
Creative Directors: Jerry Gentile, Robin Fitzgerald
Art Director: Jera Mehrdad
Copywriter: Marcin Markiewicz
Illustrator: Antsandwich